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Witless Protection
During a routine day spent patrolling his small town, sheriff Larry witnesses a beautiful, high-class woman, Madeleine, being held against her will by four mysterious, black-suited men. Recognizing...  View more >

Starring Larry the Cable Guy, Ivana Milicevic, Jenny McCarthy...  View more >

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Mar 12, 2008
It's lucky that Larry the Cable Guy (not his real name) has his day job. "Witless Protection" has lived up to it's name. the film is witness with plenty of vomit and bathroom jokes. Larry isn't playing a character, he's playing as if he's on stage with his comedy rotinue. His character is no different from the character he play in "Delta Farce." Jenny McCarthy is either funny or sexy. I saw it at a theater that's been running the film for three weeks and for a movie that finished out of the the top ten in grosses, it's a stetch. This movie's just isn't funny. I didn't get one laugh out of this movie. "Witless Protection" is a terrible movie. Why bother with a movie that's not going to entertain anyone?

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